Please note while these points are true and valid, allot of the commentary is truthful humor. We hear crazy stuff everyday.
1. Check our self-help resources, they are the fastest method to get help.
Check the Knowledge Base, Forum or our Video Tutorials. Doing a simple search will save you allot of time.
2. Check Google.
Actually I would recommend: http://lmgtfy.com. We did a recent study for 48 hours of tickets at Eleven2, 65% of the tickets were not actually related to anything that we have todo on our end. Most of the issues were about Mail Clients, PHP Code, and other questions that while we love to help you with, we actually did not really need to help you.
3. Use 1 method of support and stick to that method during the whole process.
This is one of the biggest reasons that our support does slow down at times. We have customers that will be on our live chat, on our phones and submit a ticket all at the same time. This does nothing but simply slow your process down. Once you open a ticket, please wait on that response. Our chat and phone reps cannot give you any more updates other than what you see in your ticket.
4. Please be courteous.
I think this stands for itself. No cuss words, no yelling. We will do the same as well.
5. Please don't tell us about your customer who just lost a billion dollars cause they missed a email.
If you are loosing a billion dollars over a email, which you host on a service that starts at $4.95 per month, you really need to just quit at life. People generally don't loose a billion dollars over emails, and yes we hear this one weekly.
I ran out of items tonight, but no problem, they will come to me shortly
Please let me know if you have any suggestions.












